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"Heyyyy, like, you guys. How are you. I know I only have, like, one tone to my voice, so you can't tell if I'm asking or stating, or happy or sad, but I swear, like, I'm interested. Really. And I also want you to ask me, so I can tell you I'm engaged, and that it's like super awesome-cool to have sex with somebody where I can shout out my own name and he thinks I'm talking to him. Isn't that hott. Kind of like this outfit. I'm a total trendsetter, like, in the sense that I like to set trends by taking something trendy and doing something different to it, and that, like, sets it, or something.
"Take this outfit: I know the bohemian look is, like, in fashion right now, and stuff, but I ask you -- have you ever seen any peasants in Bohemia wear a sequined tank top with one of their skirts. No way. This hott look is mine, all mine. I know you think it doesn't match, but that's because you're not as smart about fashion as I am, because you don't set trends. See, if you had, like, knowledge, and stuff, you'd know that the patterns in the skirt and the shirt actually do match, because there is white in both of them. See, I am so smart. And I made the shirt. It used to be a dress, but I cut the bottom half off, because Nicole touched it once and said it would make a pretty lampshade. But she's the lampshade. Yeah, that's right, I said it."
