Aw, cheer up, Kelly:

Somebody can fix that overgrown Franciscan bowl cut you're sporting.
Unless it's a wig, in which case, it's your own fault you look like the Goth embodiment of a circumcized penis.
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Aw, cheer up, Kelly:

Somebody can fix that overgrown Franciscan bowl cut you're sporting.
Unless it's a wig, in which case, it's your own fault you look like the Goth embodiment of a circumcized penis.

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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