Rachel McAdams, what have you done to yourself, young lady?
You're a very pretty girl, and you seem nice. I think you should go back to being a brunette, but otherwise, I would love to have your skin and you have a very nice glow about you.
A glow, I am compelled to add, that probably doesn't appreciate being stifled by leggings, a peasant shirt, and ... what are those, anyway? Satin shorts? You don't seem like the type to wear those without the leggings, and they certainly look ridiculous with leggings, so... why do you have them at all? Where does one even buy leggings and/or satin shorts in this day and age? Is it a place with a friendly return policy? Did you keep your receipt?
People need to stop abandoning their common sense just because they're being shoved out onto a garish stage at the orgy of puberty TRL has become. Rachel McAdams seems to do just fine everywhere else, but then she gets an invitation from MTV and goes buck wild by combining the worst of both Sarah Jessica Parker and Sienna Miller. It's like her stylist is insisting that eyeliner + spandex * looking like you were ripped from a 1980s Madonna video = Reaching Out To The Young People.
WRONG. Snap out of it, Rachel. Walk back toward the light.
