A peek inside Paris Hilton's Day Planner:
[Photo courtesy of Daily Celeb]
4:3opm: wake up
5:oopm: go back to sleep in tanning bed
6:15pm: make help wash hair
6:30pm: consider texting Man Paris. Crank call Nicole instead.
6:40pm: threeway with man who drives me places and lady who paints my toes.
6:47pm: put on velvet dirndl-y sack-dress thingie. Shapeless throwbacks to already-unflattering retro styles are hott.
7:00pm: but it's missing something. Something...macrame. Like a vest!
7:20pm: party!
