Kiki, Kiki, Kiki.
So, here's the thing. I love your hair. And your make-up? Looks really polished, yet fresh. From the neck up, you look swell. But from the neck down, you look like an homage to that Van Eyck painting, The Betrothal. It's so...medieval bun in the oven. Which I don't really think you were going for. I mean, I might be wrong. Maybe this is the beginning of a trend, in which starlets will ape famous paintings. I can't wait to see Courtney Peldon as Nude Descending a Staircase.
