I realize he was pretty smoldering in The English Patient, and that Jessica once had a (well-deserved) shrine to him in her college dorm room, but I do think that slumming it alongside Jennifer Lopez Noa Judd almost-Affleck Anthony has slowly sucked the life out of Ralph Fiennes.
Don't get me wrong: I'm not even saying he's fugly, really. And his shirt, below, is quite a sassy color. But there's something in his coif... he looks like he's trying to corner the celluloid serial killer market -- perhaps campaigning to make the role of Younger Hannibal Lecter the new and ever-so-slightly more carnivorous James Bond:
[Photo by Daily Celeb.]
"Clariiiiiice... you stole my Rogaine, Clariiiiiice... I had to eat the hair plugs off Larry King last night, and it's murder to pick those out of your teeth, Clariiiiiiice, especially if you want to wear them... And I don't even LIKE men who taste like formaldehyde, Clariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..."
