It's not even Halloween yet, but Desperate Housewives' Andrea Bowen has apparently already debuted her Roy G. Biv costume:
[Photo by Daily Celeb.]
Either that, or it's performance art representing the many layers of TV mom Teri Hatcher's career, from bottom to top: Red-hot, tepid, chilly, worthy of a Howie Long golden shower, totally in the crapper, and then finally, hot again in that "blood-boiling on-set feud" kind of way. It's really very sweet of Ms. Bowen to pay such a touching tribute to The Hatch (the one on ABC that's not a computer-operated den of insanity, illicit hygiene, and secret carbohydrates -- at least, as far as we know), but she should have considered that the many tints of Teri not only fight each other like attention whores at a magazine shoot, but devour her waist in the process.
