If only Harry Potter were not fictional. I would send one Master Ronald Weasley a Howler regarding his hair. Behold!
Ron, Ron, Ron. I love you entirely, and spent the whole time I was reading Goblet of Fire worried that you were going to get killed off. BUT MY GOD, MAN. How can you SEE to cast your spells with all that HAIR IN YOUR EYES? You look like Shaun Cassidy. DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITHOUT THE UPKEEP OF BANGS? WHY HAVE THE COSTUMERS DECIDED THIS WAS A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU?
And as if poor Ron's hair weren't tragic enough, apparently sweet little Rupert Grint has decided to keep it in real life:
Please tell me you're effecting the pose of The Thinker because you are reconsidering your bowl cut. You are ADORABLE. I am nothing if not a fan of the Family Weasley! YOU'D LOOK SO MUCH BETTER IF YOU JUST GOT YOUR HAIR OUT OF YOUR -- oh, sweet God. I just turned into my mother, didn't I?
Sorry, Ron. Carry on.
