[Photo by Daily Celeb.]
Kerry Washington failed the fugculus portion of her SATs, it seems. Let's go over the multiple-choice question:
Two mismatched wrongs + one hideous sash make ______:
a) a right
b) my right eyeball twitch
c) a girl aware of her right to remain silent while the fashion cops arrest her, on charges of reckless behavior, being a menace to society, DUI (dressing under the influence of idiots), and mixing white and cream.
d) both b and c.
I think the answer is clear, but sadly, Kerry chose A.
