Donna Karan's dress is:
a) Part of her new couture line, "Brown Baggin'," which will come with purses shaped like bottles of Colt .45
b) An ode to her personal hero, the one who represents who we all are inside: Mr. Snuffleupagus.
c) A fourth-grade class's art project
d) UPS's latest marketing campaign
e) What the bridesmaids will wear when Courtney Peldon gets hitched.
I do love the mysteries of a designer's own closet.
