Dear Jessica Fox, Attendee of The Latin Grammy Awards,
I liked your outfit better the first time, when Chardonnay wore it on Footballers Wive$. Of course, Chardonnay's suit was white, and her bra top was silver lame. And she didn't wear it to an awards show, she wore it shopping with Tanya Turner, who was, in turn, wearing a Pucci mini-dress and a long, crazy fake blonde ponytail, and then they talked about Chardonnay's baby, who of course isn't actually her baby, but her brother-in-law, and who isn't really even her brother-in-law, but actually a hermaphrodite, but still. I liked it better then.
She also had the good sense to forgo the bow tie. And this is a woman whose boobs burst into flames when the polyester lei she was wearing was ignited by someone who was gesturing too broadly with a lit candelabra.
