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December 7, 2005

Afugda Peet

I don't know what's going on with Amanda Peet, but lately she has been shunning her waist the way Alexis Carrington Colby shuns faux fur and matte fabrics.

Exhibit A, at the premiere of The Family Stone:

Exhibit B, at the Syriana premiere:

Alarmingly, in this last one, she has neither a waist nor does she have legs.  But about the smocks: at first, I thought maybe she, too, was pregnant, like everyone else in Hollywood right now. But further examination  of the Family Stone debacle reveal a bumpless belly under all that window treatment. So why the smocks? Are they comfy? Does she like to smuggle her own nibbly bits into the movies, because she just HATES paying for the free snacks that are provided at a movie premiere? Is she wearing a wire, just in case someone says something incriminating at the after party and she might want to blackmail them? Or maybe she just decided,  "to hell with sucking in my stomach every time I'm in front of the photographers. I want to eat a pizza before this movie and if I get all bloated,  I'm just gonna wear a housecoat and everyone can deal!"

Hey, if that's the case, more power to her.

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