Jessica Simpson couldn't be HAPPIER now that she and Nick Lachey are el finito, right? Just look at her!
I can think of several reasons why she looks so cranky, and none of them have to do with the destruction of her marriage!
- her new huge crazy lips are seriously really painful and she kind of can't talk or breath or eat around them.
- she's cold. I mean it -- it's been cold here in Los Angeles lately and she's not even wearing a cardigan!
- Kitson was out of Team Lachey shirts, but had piles of Team Simpson ones. What does that meaaaaan?
- she just realized she's wearing cropped leggings under an otherwise fairly cute dress. She was so close to being well-dressed! So close! And then....the leggings struck. Will no one heed my warnings? The return of leggings will be the end of us all! First, it's leggings. Then, we're wearing polka-dotted bike shorts under florescent baby doll dresses and does anyone really want to be around for that? Again? If you're that cold, THEY'RE CALLED PANTS.
