Maybe I'm going soft in my old age, but I am starting to feel bad for poor little Kimberly Stewart. I mean, look at her:
That sad little Alice band, the pathetic little rabbit-fur collar, the so-summer-2005 white motorcycle bag, the nipples, the knee-length leggings? This outfit is a louder cry for attention than even her "engagement" to Talan ever was. If she REALLY wants attention, of course, she needs to get hospitalized for exhaustion -- actually, no one would notice that, would they? I take it back. The only way for her to get us to really notice her in a way above and beyond the level of "ew" is obviously to marry a low-level Scientologist and have his baby. Or, you know, quit partying, go to college, get a job and turn out to be ultimately well-adjusted, but that seems terribly unlikely, don't you think?
