Lindsay Morgan Lohan! What are you wearing?
The pants are too long, yes, but those are the least of my concerns. What is going on with that jumper thingie? It's so, "Hello, my name is Lindsay, welcome to Acapulco! I'll be your waitress tonight! Our drink specials are the Mega Mango Margarita and two tequila shooters for two dollars! Can I interest you ladies in some mini chimichanga appetizers?"
What I'm saying is, professionally speaking, unless you actively want to try out the age-old stereotype of waiting tables while waiting on your next acting gig, maybe you should eighty-six the apron.
