Behold, as Amanda Bynes tries to think of a polite response to Natasha Bedingfield's question, "what do you think of my cropped demin vest?":
This picture falls into one of my favorite catagories of Celebrity Photographs: the Good Cop/Bad Cop, wherein one of the celebrities (Bynes) looks adorable, and the other is dressed like Schneider from One Day at a Time. It just seems so awkward, and yet also hilarious.
Confidential to Amanda Bynes: For a while, about a year ago, it looked like you were hopping on the overnight train to Anorexiaville. I'm so glad that crisis was averted, because: a) you're so cute and pert and seem so down to earth and charming, and yeah, so maybe I watched a lot of All That when I was babysitting and therefore am inordinately fond of you and also of Kenan Thompson and apparently I have also seen Good Burger, although I don't know how that happened, but we all have secrets; b) god knows, we have enough PIN THIN WATCHES from Star Magazine right now, and I really don't have room on my plate for another girl whose arm fat I am supposed to be monitoring; c)you're on a show with Jennie Garth and everyone know Kelly Taylor doesn't need anymore drama in her life after being addicted to diet pills, having a cokehead mom, having David Silver see her naked when she got out of the shower that one time, getting date raped, almost getting raped, actually getting raped, killing her rapist, getting caught in a house fire, being stalked, being Single White Femaled and almost murdered, having to go to rehab, having amnesia, being shot, being in a cult, having a miscarriage, and living with Donna. So bless you for looking young and fresh and age appropriate. And for staying away from cropped denim vests. I mean, really.
