Oh my God, former Young and Restless actress, I'm really happy that you like your abs, but you're about twenty years too old for this shirt -- no matter what your face lift says.
In fact, I feel like not that many people twenty years her junior would even really wear this today. She was probably sitting at home chewing on some Pepcid and muttering, "I was booted off Y&R and replaced with that younger-looking bitch, but she's gone now too and I have no jobs coming in, so it's MY TURN to show them how friggin' YOUNG I can look! It's time to ho it up, these-kids-today-style, so LOOK OUT, Los Angeles, because mama's gettin' naked!" Whereas, say, Hilary Duff is sitting at home snorting, "Transparent ruffled shirts are the hallmarks of a woman desperately clinging to hipness and echoes of her girlhood," except it got blocked and muffled by her veneers and came out sounding more like, "Um, ew."
