Socialite and heiress Lydia Hearst looks understandably ticked -- when she threw that huge trantrum about why she doesn't have any Greek shipping heirs and Paris has had two, she thought she was so clever petulantly shredding a pile of her family newspapers that she didn't realize until it was too late that her dress accidentally went through as well.
On a separate note, I hope Lydia Hearst soon becomes involved in some sort of scandal or well-covered social-scene hilarity so that Saturday Night Live's Will Forte can play her in a sketch. Come on, drug-fueled three-way with Lindsay Lohan and Benicio Del Toro! Come on, bar catfight with Sasha Cohen over which is tougher to land, a triple axel or George Clooney! BRING IT, ladies.
