I cut Ashton Kutcher a lot of slack for several reasons:
- He hot
- He kindly sort of removed himself from the public eye after marrying Demi Moore.
- I really enjoyed when Justin Timberlake hosted SNL, and they did a parody of Punk'd and he just leapt around screaming "I'M ASHTON KUTCHER. I'M AWESOME!" and if Ashton Kutcher had never existed, I never would have been able to enjoy that.
- Some episodes of Punk'd are really kind of funny
- What else is really funny is Dude, Where's My Car? No, it really actually is. The "Dude, what's written on my back?"/"SWEET. What's written on my back?"/ "DUDE. WHAT'S WRITTEN ON MY BACK?"/ "SWEEEEEEEEET. WHAT IS WRITTEN ON MY BAAAAAAACK?" scene is so genius. I am not joking.
But oy:
Just don't.
The tragedy, of course, is that he was wearing this on MTV earlier, sans sports coat, and he looked totally cute:
Sweet pea, all you had to do was TRADE the sports coat for the cardi, not ADD it on. SO CLOSE.
