The people with Lauren Ambrose realized a few minutes ago that she had thoroughly violated the Trouser Code's rule of the rise -- specifically, if it's long enough to park a car in, then it's too long. Alas, something tells me Lauren Ambrose herself failed to figure this out until about two seconds before the camera clicked.
It guts me that we couldn't have prevented this tragedy, but hopefully, this public-service fugging will save from Mom Jeans mortification all the girls who are out there, somewhere, about to put a leg into pants it'll take them six months to zip up. Stop, girls! Let Lauren's folly be your friend.
