Lindsay Lohan's Internal Monologue:

Shirt? Check.
Bag? Check.
Tights? Check.
Grandma sweater? Check.
Pants? OH MY GOD.
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Lindsay Lohan's Internal Monologue:

Shirt? Check.
Bag? Check.
Tights? Check.
Grandma sweater? Check.
Pants? OH MY GOD.

A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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