Every morning, on my way to work, I pass a billboard for some television movie ostensibly starring Tracy Scoggins. And every morning, I think the exact same thing: "Tracy Scoggins is still alive?"
Apparently, she's not only still alive, she is in the midst of a full-fledged fug rampage:

Double-you tee eff, as the kids say.
Her shirt seems to read, "Stare: It'd Be Rude If You Didn't." Personally, I would have gone with, "Stare: Why Else Do You Think I'm Wearing This Monstrosity?" or "Stare: IF YOU WANT TO GO BLIND." But that's just me.




