Welcome to episode two of the new hit series Nelly Furtado and the Pantaloons of Terror:
Same awful taste and blood-flow prevention, new woeful color.
Even Adam Sandler and Kate Beckinsale seemed alarmed while she performed on their shared TRL episode.
Adam: Dude, this chick is craaaaaazy.
Kate: Do you think her hair is prettier than mine?
Adam: I think she is from hell.
Kate: That outfit makes her knees look bloated. THAT is why the only liquid I eat is lemon juice.
Adam: You scare me.
Kate: I'm famished. Got any Tic-Tacs?
Adam: I have no idea why I am here.
Kate: Or, God, I'm so hungry I could even be really decadent and have a sugar-free Life-Saver.
Adam: I'm sure I could rustle up a cracker.
Kate: What? What kind of shit is that? A CRACKER? I'm supposed to eat starches now?
Adam: Seriously, I have no idea what I'm doing here.
Kate: What are you trying to do, fatten me up on the eve of my big movie release? BOLLOCKS TO YOU.
Adam: The rapping genie girl is starting to look better and better to me.
