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July 18, 2006

Gold Medal, Bronze Heartbreak: The Fugsana Baiul Story

URGENTLY WANTED: One make-up professional or even random stranger for assistance in application of bronzer and/or foundation to former figure-skating Olympic medalist and star of top-notch productions The Cutting Edge 2: Going for the Gold, and TV's Master of Champions, Celebrity Charades, Ice Wars 10: North America Vs. The World, and The Wizard of Oz on Ice. Applicants should display skill in blending, skin-tone-matching, and troubleshooting discrepancies between face and body color; applicants must carry at least three compact mirrors on his/her person as well as a variety of sponges and blotting papers, and perhaps a large paper bag for true emergencies. Skill in delivering polite negative feedback required, and adeptness with handcuffs or soft restraints a plus.

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