We're through the looking glass here, people.
No, seriously. This crushed-velvet nightmare -- aside from indicating that there may not be any hope for us as a society any more -- looks ripped straight from the pages of Lewis Carroll's little-known Alice sequel Twinkle Twinkle Little Bat, in which the Dormouse, drunk on tea and drooling with power, enters Alice into the Little Miss Wonderland pageant and makes her perform "The Good Ship Lollipop" before the Queen of Hearts.
I can only assume Aisha Tyler wore this because her mind has been addled with grief over her exit from The Ghost Whisperer, and she's regressed to age 10. Such a tragedy; her endless legs deserve better.
