Lauren Blake is apparently a singer who's starring in a show on the UK's Channel Four called Totally Frank. And so, in the spirit of the title, I'm going to give her a dose of honesty.
Lauren, it's a testament to how unsettling that shirt is that until right this second, I didn't even notice that you're also wearing formal shorts. And you know how we feel about formal shorts (check your OED under "Scourge of the Devil, The").
No, I'm not wild about it being so sheer -- I always feel like a bra should be silent support, so to speak -- and the puffy sleeves frighten me a little. But mostly ... well, it's the bow, Lauren. It looks like your stylist tried to throttle you when she helped you get dressed. It's bigger than your head. There really ought to be some kind of written rule that nothing wider than your face can be placed that close to it. Your noggin looks like something that's been nestled in a hideous gift basket.
And so, being totally frank, I think you should burn this.
