At the Viva Glam Launch:
LISA MARIE PRESLEY: I feel so freaking awkward.
EVE: How cute are my boots with this little dress? Cute!
DITA VON TEESE: My dress is flawless and you would stab your first grade teacher for my shoes. Don't deny it.
LISA MARIE PRESLEY: They're both totally dressed to suit their personalities. And I'm dressed like the maiden librarian at a junior high school in the middle of nowhere, circa 1954. If I'd known they would have wanted me to look like MYSELF, I would have worn something a little more rock and roll. Or pants.
EVE: I have got legs for miles!
DITA: Pale girls worship me for eschewing self-tanner.
LISA MARIE: I am going to kill my stylist.
