Not realizing Willy Wonka isn't real, Suzanne Somers turned herself into a human Golden Ticket in the hope of luring the reclusive mogul to her chamber of thighmastery:
Unfortunately, in addition to blowing all of $5 on this hideously shiny suit that makes Las Vegas itself look prude and tasteful, Suzanne also ended up looking as if one of Wonka's everlasting gobstoppers exploded on her face. Seriously, this had better be the last time she lets a drunk vagrant do her makeup before an event; it's nice to give the lost a sense of purpose, Suzanne, but unfortunately this just highlights the fact that your last plastic surgery was a bit too severe.
