Note to all you starlets out there -- like this one, at the premiere of that movie where somehow Robin Williams ends up as President of the United States, like, I really would move to Canada if that happened -- if it's cold enough for you to be huddling under a full-on coat, WEAR SOME GODDAMN PANTS:
You look like you left your skirt at some dude's house, and decided to go out for the evening wearing his boxers. You also look COLD. It's OCTOBER. What is wrong with PANTS? Have pants WRONGED YOU SOMEHOW? Please LOOK INTO PANTS.
