We understand that, after the world whined and whinged when Daniel Craig was chosen as James Bond, studio execs felt the need to excite people anew about Casino Royale through gimmicks and publicity stunts with a Bondian flair for the hyperdramatic. But really, this is taking it too far -- it just seems needlessly cruel to rig the dress of Craig's fiancee so that it throttles her more and more intensely with each successive time anyone a) gets up from his or her seat during the screening, or b) utters the words "Pierce Brosnan." I mean, where was this technology when the world REALLY needed it -- on Britney's wedding day? Are you telling me the success of a Bond reimagining is MORE vital to the foundation of our society than a clean, toned Britney Spears, unmarred by the greasy maulings of the world's leakiest sperm bank? Please.
