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Penelope Cruz is beautiful. But that doesn't mean she can get away with wearing an actual tiered wedding cake:
Don't feel bad, Pen. It takes a rare woman to pull off pastry-as-clothing. I tried to wear a croissant once, and it was totally humiliating.
A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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