See? THIS is the sort of thing we wish American starlets would go back to wearing:
You know, to give us something to talk about.
Her boobs! They're in jail! What heinous crimes could her boobs have committed? Arson? Espionage? Extortion? Conspiracy to commit murder? Assault and battery? We must KNOW. Have they been committed for life, or is there a possibility of parole? Might she let them out for good behavior? Or are they going to end up in the hole? So many questions! At least they have each other, as they waste away behind bars.
