Oh, Lauren Hutton. Even when you try not to be nuttier than a pecan pie, you still can't help yourself.
Even though your skirt looks like an enormous cartoon fish vomiting up its own membranes, we appreciate that you deviated from the Shaman of Ojai vibe you projected in 2006 -- which you shouldn't have loaned to Meryl Streep, but let's not digress. The effort at dressing up did not go unnoticed; it's just a shame you dumped ketchup all over your front and had to cover it with a ladies' seafoam stretch tee from Talbot's.
The whole experience must have been incredibly traumatic. If we'd been through it, we surely wouldn't have brushed our hair, either.
