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Yes, tights can help you feel more secure with wearing a short skirt. But when the minidress so heavy on the "mini" that you can see the tights change thickness and texture as they stretch over the upper thighs, a.k.a. the Highway to the Lady Zone, then you are violating the private social contract a woman has with her hosiery.
But at least Kiki's hair looks cute, or rather, shiny from something other than grease. It's just a shame her boyfriend Johnny appears sort of douchey and 14. And is it just me, or do his Vadar-gloved hands look disproportionately large compared to the reedy rest of him? If you look at her eyeline, and that of the man behind them, it looks like they both might be laughing at Twerpy McShaqHands. Who I'm sure is a very lovely young boy (whose fly does not, I've decided, appear to be open), but in this photo I can't shake the feeling that he's hoping he and his gigantic palms can steal third base before he has to finish his history homework.
