Singer Willa Ford had, oh, about one hit: the sensitive 2001 paean to romantic idealism "I Wanna Be Bad." She also, I hear, did fairly well on Dancing With the Stars, though her very appearance on that show proves that sometimes they're not so much "stars" as, you know,"people who used to date Nick Carter and did some other stuff you might have heard about." (No offense to the current cast, of course, as I have am quite seriously thrilled to see Steve Sanders on my television again. You guys know how we feel about Steve Sanders.) But I wonder if the best way for her to reappear on the media scene once again is....well, wearing this:
I am a big fan of her nude shoes -- her legs look nice and long. EXCEPT THEY'RE COMING OUT OF A SHORTY JUMPSUIT. I know, I know: these are supposed to be in for summer, but WHO can REALLY pull off a shorty jumpsuit? A toddler. That's all. Frankly, they're not particularly flattering - this one gives Willa what Heather calls "a polterwang," in which it starts to look like...well, you know. I just wonder what it looks like from behind. I feel like a shorty jumpsuit is nothing but a recipe for an ass that is not flattered to its best advantage. Which, as human beings, is something we should all band together to fight against. We all need to look after our own asses, you know?
