"Oh, YOU!"
"It's just a faux hawk, silly! Since I'm somehow not aging as well as everyone would have predicted five years ago, I decided to throw caution to the wind and make Maddox Jolie-Pitt my style icon. He's the youngest, hippest person I could think of! With any luck, Brad and Angie will scoop me up and raise me, too. They seem so nice, and I clearly need some discipline."
