A Scene From the Life of Beyonce:
BEYONCE: So what are you saying?
BEYONCE'S CONCERNED STAFF MEMBER: Those pants were in your dressing room for a reason.
BEYONCE: Pants?
BCSM: We TALKED about how you weren't going to wear hot pants any more. Remember?
BEYONCE: I would never have agreed to that. I'm the president of the American branch of the International Society for the Promotion of Short Shorts.
BCSM: I don't even think that exists.
BEYONCE: I can forward you the newsletter.
BCSM: Can you please just go change into something that doesn't make you look like you forgot to wear bottoms?
BEYONCE: I just don't think that's ever going to happen.
