By now, many of our regular readers are familiar with GFY reverse-muse Blu Cantrell -- a singer whose style is so intensely insane that we're both frightened by her, and fascinated with her.
Her latest issues would appear to be borne of a follicular mid-life crisis. Here is Lady Blu before:
Okay, so the top of her hair looks kind of... greasy, maybe, and between you and me, her right pupil is freaking me the hell OUT, so perhaps I'm concentrating too hard on her weave. But overall, she's got some flattering waves around her face. It's subtle, and it's not overshadowing the rest of her, which is a good thing. Usually. Except maybe it needed to overshadow THE EYE, which ... seriously, is it just me, or is that thing dilating independently of the other one? Are they supposed to do that? Or is it just an optical illusion?
Ahem. Anyway, all ocular shenanigans aside, I think you'll agree that she looks better in the above photo than she has in the past few days. Let's start with this weekend.
Either the theme of this party was "Come As Your Favorite Olsen" -- in which case we'd obviously have gone as Nellie Oleson -- or Mary-Kate and Ashley do actually have a secret triplet. Although now that I stare at her, she also kind of resembles Lost's Emilie de Ravin, so maybe the party was in honor of all the old Roswell actors, in which case we'd have taken the controversial direction of dressing as the diction coach who finally got Shiri Appleby to say "thinking" instead of "thinkink" and the like. Regardless, it seems unwise for a lass like Blu, who hasn't had a hit record in a blue moon, to try and get attention by making people think you're someone else.
Not that Blu seems to mind, judging by the wig she sported a day or so later.
That thing is a giant pile of ass. Seriously, what is WITH all this cheap hair? It looks like she found it while rooting through a cardboard box of wigs at Courtney Love's garage sale, or bought it for $2.99 at Aaah's on Halloween because she wanted to try going as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman character pre-heart of gold. Except even Prostitute Julia was able to afford a better wig. What gives, Blu? Are you just waiting for a dude in a borrowed Lotus to come by and give you $3000 to use his hotel hot tub? Because here's the thing: It kind of makes you look like a tranny. And I'm pretty sure that no matter how giving a mood Eddie Murphy is in these days, he's not going to be up for that kind of charity again any time soon. So you might want to reconsider the coif. Unless you're just short of cash, in which case, we'd be happy to loan you the cash for some of Ken Paves' over-the-counter hair extensions. They clip right in, and aren't even pre-owned. It's like magic.
