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April 9, 2007

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Actress Dominika Wolski is cute in a way that suggests that she probably regularly finds herself competing with Dominique Swain for roles and is probably often mistaken for her thanks to the similarity in names, as well. I'm sure she's tired of having to explain that, NO, she wasn't in Lolita and she's really not sure how to address your rude line of questioning about her post-Lolita career or lack thereof, because she's a totally different actress but she'd also like to know what the deal is with Swain, so maybe she can stop having to deal with her.

Or maybe there's a more sinister explanation. Maybe Wolski is slowly -- so slowly! -- taking over Swain's identity -- you know, mostly so she can get into parties. It would explain the sort of awkward flowered frock and moderately mismatched boots:

As well as all the posing in front of Dominique Cohen's logo. It's all Dominika/Dominique/Dominique up in here, and I must confess, it is turning even my head. Who is who? What is where? How is "Dominique" even a word, with all those vowels? Did this outfit used to belong to an underage florally-fixated cheerleader named Florita? Where did I leave my pants? I can't unravel this kind of tangled mystery so early on a Monday.

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