Oh, SJP. Get Pat Field back on speed-dial, okay? This drab, corseted yawn of a dress looks terrible with that old jacket Candy Spelling unloaded on eBay, not to mention that random white belt. At first I thought perhaps it was portable lumbar support, but the more I look at it, the more it looks like she ripped the waist-fastener off an old-school feminine-hygiene or bladder-control contraption. Honey, menstrual belts are so 1973.
I also feel like her face, especially near her eyes, looks tighter. The forehead is completely smooth. Nipped, do you think? Or tucked? Perhaps she gave up Botox for Lent, and come Easter Sunday, went hogwild when she was finally able to sup on the forbidden fruit. Regardless, whatever froze her face must also have blinded her to the unflattering and kind of ugly dress. So pay attention, kids: These things do have harmful side effects.
