We here at GFY love us some Sarah Polley, and are sad we haven't seen much of her lately.

We're aggrieved to learn that, apparently, it's because she died in WWII-era Austria after stealing Maria Von Trapp's wedding nightie, and has been bound to this Earth as a ghost until such time as Jennifer Love Hewitt can figure out her unfinished business. That's rough. Especially because in exchange for helping her cross over, J.Lo.Hew will probably demand the nightie.




