You know how sometimes, there's like a really awkward pause in conversation? Like when you comment that you really hate clowns and your boyfriend shirtily informs you that HIS PARENTS ARE CLOWNS! And then no one knows what to do and everyone just stares off into middle distance and feels offended and/or embarrassed and just generally at a loss? And you're just desperate for something else to talk about? Anything? Why don't you bring up the fact that Katherine McPhee and Hilary Duff seem to be turning into each other, and ask your clown-raised lover which of them ought to be more concerned about it?
