"Look, Jann Carl, just say it, okay? What are you waiting for? You've already asked if meringues are my favorite candy. You've already said you have a sudden craving for a cone of vanilla soft-serve. You've asked if I've lost any bets recently, if I blacked out this morning for any period of time, if I've heard any "scoop" about more Mad Max movies, and if Ben's too busy being a father to sit me down for a long chat. I know what you're thinking, Jann. So why don't you just GET TO THE POINT? Just say it -- just SAY IT ALREADY: YOU THINK I SHOULD GIVE UP SUGAR. Man. Next time, just SPIT IT OUT, please, so I can go inside and CRY INTO MY JUNIOR MINTS. Thanks."
