Aw, Lauren Holly looks so happy, with her sassy haircut and her great legs and the plastic Barbie Dream House couch. I guess that's what co-starring with Mark Harmon on one of TV's most successful dramas that nobody you know watches will do to a girl.
But what Lauren Holly doesn't know is that we've switched her regular blue dress with a dumpy satin sack. Let's see if she notices.
Hmm. Well, she probably wouldn't still be smiling if she'd chanced a southward glance. Satin is a friend to nobody. It will beat you up in the parking lot and steal your lunch. It will redo your office walls with poisoned paint so that you are slowly driven insane. It will refuse to die, instead pulling on its eye patch and trying to drown you in an underwater hatch by blowing out a window with a grenade. And it will render you unable to remember to delete your Hidden Palms season pass. Satin is CRUEL.
Especially to someone who longs for the simple pleasure of writhing around on a vinyl couch while basking in the healing glow of paparazzi flashes. Live and learn, Lauren Holly. Live and learn. Also, invest in a travel steamer.
