A word to the wise, directed as those of you running so-called "gifting suites," like the ones at which the below photos were recently snapped:
When handing out an item in which you'd like celebrities or quasi-celebrities (like Vida Guerra and Omarosa here) to be photographed, do your best to make sure that it doesn't have a stain on the left breast, as that makes it rather obvious that it's literally the exact same tunic top thing*-- as chosen by you -- rather than an item each woman wore by choice to the event.
In fact, maybe get more than one of the items in question, so that it doesn't get totally stretched out by the end of the evening. If only because it seems really, really unlikely that a stretched out, stained shirt is going to make an appearance in US Weekly anywhere other under a headline reading, "Stars, They're Just Like US: They run to the grocery store in their jammies, too!"
*NOTE: We've gotten lots of email on this already, but before you warm up Outlook: if these are NOT the same (certainly possible -- have I mentioned that I've been drinking?), then what is happening that they have THE SAME STAIN? WHAT IS GOING ON THERE? Is there a sticky-fingered PR master handing out similar items? A jam-eating bandit going around poking boobs at this event? WHAT? I'M ALMOST MORE DISTURBED NOW.
PPS: To those of you who believe this is all due to a spot on the camera lens, I say BOO to your practical, constructive, well-reasoned answers! LET ME SPREAD RUMORS OF A NAUGHTY, JAM-LOVING, STICKY-FINGERED DESTRUCTIVE INSIDER AT THE GIFTING SUITES! It's a FRIDAY -- that's nasty, sandwich-related rumor-concocting day!
