Dear Gods of Fashion,
Thank you for rescuing Rachel Weisz from the 70s-style horror of last week.
And while I'm sure you are all quite occupied sending bolts of inspiration to Marc Jacobs or divinely intervening to prevent Mischa Barton from going outside with a plastic bucket on her head or drinking heavenly cocktails with Versace while peering down at whatever Donatella is doing now, if you find yourself with a spare moment, could you make this entire ensemble materialize in my closet? I promise I won't make fun of Chloe Sevigny's outfits ever again.
Love,
Jessica
