PAUL RUBENS: Does anyone else think it's strange that I'm the most normal-looking person in this picture?
DAVID ARQUETTE: My spinal cord totally looks like it's wearing a tie!
PAUL: I mean, seriously. I'm PEE-WEE HERMAN, and I look like somebody's responsible older brother. I wonder if I secretly work in insurance.
DAVID: Is this floppy thing a pancreas?
PAUL: This looks like the set-up to a really bad joke: "A skeleton, a warrior in a codpiece, and an infamous makeup-wearing man-child walk into a bar..."
DAVID: OUCH!
PAUL: THIS guy is married to Courteney Cox? Was she out of town?
DAVID: THREE CHEERS FOR THE LOWER INTESTINE!
BEEFCAKE: Oh, finally something I can weigh in on! Have you ever made your own knee-high sandals from the colons of your kill? It's totally easy -- I saw it on Martha.
PAUL: I think it's past my bedtime.
