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July 11, 2007

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MICHELLE: I just love this girl.

AMANDA: Hi Michelle.

MICHELLE: Looooooooooooooooove this girl.

AMANDA: You look... what is that smell on your breath?

MICHELLE: At first I thought it was weird that you're tangerine-colored. But now I LOOOOOOVE it.

AMANDA: You... okay.

MICHELLE: Because I don't get NEARLY enough Vitamin C and you're like a clementine with legs and I could just walk up and take a BITE.

AMANDA: Look, we don't know each other that well...

MICHELLE: Or just stick a straw right in you and suck it up. LOVE IT. Give me some of that brown sugar!

AMANDA: Could somebody please close the open bar?

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