JULIA STILES: I'm so miserable.
MATT DAMON: I'm just looking at my wife over there.
JULIA: All these undergarments -- count them, Matt! I'm wearing like TWELVE OF THEM.
MATT: I can't...I don't think I should do that.
JULIA: And you can STILL see my underwear.
MATT: And...other stuff. Maybe. I'm not looking.
JULIA: What are you talking about?
MATT: I mean, maybe it's just a really big freckle. On your boob. Not that I looked. At your boob. Let's just get this over with, okay?
JULIA: YOU CAN NOT SEE MY NIPPLE.
MATT: Maybe. I'm not looking. But the whole thing, it's pretty sheer. I'm just saying. It might be happening. I don't want to stare at your boob to make sure.
JULIA: I can not BELIEVE this is happening.
MATT: It is pretty awkward. I hear nude, lined undergarments can help.
JULIA: Where did you hear that?
MATT: I read things, okay? Sometimes I like to read InStyle while they're doing my make-up. If Ben's in there, I can make fun of him for weeks.
JULIA: And now you're making fun of ME? THAT'S JUST GREAT.
MATT: I'm not making fun of you! I'm trying to help.
JULIA: That's it. I'm retiring. Effective immediately.
MATT: Come on, now. This can't be nearly as embarrassing as Down to You was.
JULIA: You have a point.
