Sarah Jessica Parker apparently got stuck honoring Valentino's Upholstery Era.

That jacket seems to have started life as an ode to Tudor-era fashions, and then veered off into something Fraulein Maria might have made from a bedspread and given to Joan Collins. You could hide a LOT of South China Sea oil leases up those sleeves, not to mention a stash of caviar for stressful times and a couple flutes of champagne.




